| Start DialogueNice work. You’re in the home stretch. Back when I was a kit we had a nursery rhyme we used to sing to teach us how much better we are than, well, y’know... you. I’ve taken the liberty of changing a couple words to fit this challenge, but the jist is the same. I feel silly rhyming, so I’m only going to say this once.
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In progress DialogueThough humans have some dextrous paws, so do we, and ours have claws.
And how do you expect to land females, since humans don’t have these stylish tails?
And aside from the occasional burr, you gotta love this coat of fur.
But if in our furry ranks, you want a place, then you better find something to hide your ugly face.
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End DialogueWhaddya got there? Hey, look at that! It’s a mask. You almost look like a raccoon wearing that thing! A really tall raccoon! Ok, not really, but you look way less hideous than before. I think you’ve proved yourself, friend. Allow me to present to you your graduation present. Carry this with you, and you’ll be as crafty as one of us!
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