Start DialogueLemme guess, another human with an identity crisis who thinks they got what it takes to be a raccoon? Too bad, kid, you gotta go through the ancient rite of passage like all my ancestors had to. It’s a series of tests. I doubt one of you loud, clumsy humans would ever have the finesse to pull this off, but if you do, it’ll be a story I’ll pass down through my litters for generations. The first thing I’ll need from ya is a regular ol' pumpkin.
In progress DialogueYeah, that’s right, a REGULAR pumpkin. What for? Maybe I’m growin’ my own crop. Maybe you selfish humans refuse to share your food with us and keep chasin’ us off! You don’t think a raccoon can farm pumpkins? If a human can do it, a raccoon can do it better. That applies to anything.
End DialogueGood job, but don’t get too cocky, kiddo. Pumpkins may be a rare find, but it’s not like you had to sneak around at night dodging angry farmers to find it. On second thought, that was a pretty easy task for a human. Let’s find you something harder to do.